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Kevin Barrett
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It weighs less than 2,000 pounds in every trim level. It can stay.

"Take away lightness." Said Colin Chapman, never.

You want to deport the only car stateside that has never been available in a trim over 1000 kg, and currently can't be configured to weight over 2,000 pounds?

Everyone who knows anything about cars knows that the lightweight, mid-engined Cayman is theoretically better than its bigger brother, the 911. Porsche realized this too and has always made the Cayman less powerful to maintain the all-important Porsche hierarchy.

Don't look Marion.

That's because classic cars have 15" wheels.

hip-ster
/ˈhipstər/
noun informal
a person whose fashion choices became popular without your permission

Don't like getting a label and being judged for your comments? Try getting a label and getting judged for your sex organs, because your face appeared in a video.

If I'm off-topic to defend women's rights and demand a better standard for this community, then the dipshits are off-topic for objectifying women simply because they appeared in a video.

Thank you, faceless turd, for stepping into the light. You would compare your treatment of human beings to your treatment of an object. Why a car? Why not a radio? Why not toilet paper?

It doesn't make me ashamed to be a guy. It makes me ashamed to be part of a community that gives the comment six stars before anyone called them out as an asshole.

Thanks, guy who starred me. I can see who you are, but nobody else can!

OMG GUISE A WOMAN IN A VIDEO, I WANNA BANG HER—VALIDATE MY SEXIST ATTITUDE BY SUPPORTING ME ANONYMOUSLY WITH A "STAR"

At last, Audi has finally convinced someone that the Audi TT can be confused with a sports car.

Yet another single-generation car on this list.

9.) Mercedes-Benz GLE

Here's how Michael J. Fox would look if he was 4' 6".

2004 Scion xB: <2,400 lbs, 103 hp 1.5L I4, 155" long, 66.5" wide

I don't think it counts if it changed the driven wheels after a four year hiatus when nobody cared.

The second car was taller, but had less headroom. Tell me how the second generation follows the legacy of the miraculously space-efficient first generation.

Ahem, jiggawatts.