And dying in a plane is the worst death possible, obviously.

Oh my god, they actually think they gave us that, don't they?

The Camry is actually a lot more palatable than the new Maxima...but the same was true for the last two generations.

More like they tacked on a sedan greenhouse to a slammed SUV.

Nissan has long tagged their Maxima large sedan as the "4 Door Sports Car," but it hasn't really been that in a long time, if it ever was at all. But with this new 2016 Maxima, the car Nissan surprise-revealed in their Super Bowl ad, it kind of looks the part.

Better front end than the Focus RS.

Hell, it worked better on the Toyota Highlander.

I like it better on the Mazda. I also hated it on the Mazda. It's hard to hate it on this as much as I did on the Mazda, because I gave up on Nissan making a handsome car a long, long time ago.

Nothing fun to look at, anyway.

ND Miata is still naturally aspirated. The high end will always fluctuate in the extremes of technology, look to the little peoples' cars.

I'm pretty sure nobody ever means to be racist. Racist people have mountains of rationale for being assholes, rationale that they believe is pure and unbiased. The "bad guy" never thinks he's doing evil, he thinks he doing the best he can; for his country, for his family, for his morals, for a laugh...

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This car is fucking awesome. I hope the owner is proud as shit for it and gets that mirror fixed soon.

Not a lot of other details as of now because this is just a preview of the vehicle from the Super Bowl spot. What does it have to do with racing? Not much, but it does look smaller than the outgoing car and certainly more muscular.

I know, right?

Boo, you have no taste. I bet you read Ayn Rand.

That's additive styling for you.

"Put more stuff on it."

Actually the grille and the C-pillar treatment are the only things I'd keep on this car. This grille looks less severe than on the concept version, and either way it is far superior to the corporate grille being worn by the Versa, Sentra, and Altima.

Who knew the Puma would be so prophetic?

I'm actually a fan of that detail. It would work if not for all of the confused side-sculpting, and there's actually some precedent for that window treatment in the Datsun lineage:

...that swallowed a Murano.