"I'm not flipping you off, I'm just so old and mean my hand is stuck like this."

Yeah, this looks like some Pep-Boys shit right here. I look forward to seeing these glued onto Suburbans and Navigators for the next ten years.

I knew a guy in the late 90s that had one in white. The paint was coming off in two stripes down the length of the hood..we called it the "Eagle Primer."

"Never in the history of mankind has a culture survived the main sequence of a yellow dwarf star. Spacefaring cultures preserve life - hanging around your home star waiting for God to come back leads to death."

Maybe their last car didn't have brake pads?

The ND's 'Ring time will not be competitive, but it will make an emoticon of pure bliss.

Close your eyes and imagine a Mazda Miata that weighs 3,000 pounds, needs premium fuel, and is dressed like Joe Camel.

You've just won at cul-de-sac.

Counterpoint: These are the best-looking wheels Nissan put on the Sentra since the silver steelies of the 1980s.

This is why you don't park behind the hot exhaust pipe of an idling F-350.

Pretty sure I can't save this.

Ooh, Yesterday's Enterprise. Good episode.

I imagine the design briefing for this bridge went something like this: "Sure! Lets build a multi-level viaduct in an area with frequent earthquakes! Great!"

It's also ugly as homemade sin. With all the gas and drilling in that area, DFW needed some architecture that didn't just look like an errant pipeline.

That is one wrinkly old bird.

I can't tell if you're serious...

I'm not talking about the badging, every car is entitled to badging. I'm talking about the convoluted mass of plastic oozing from the DLO like an inflamed conjunctiva.

This time someone tried to sketch a GT90 out of hazy memory.

Any chance you can be less racist?

Shown here in white.