I kept waiting for the roadway to give out. That place looks like it's one good soak away from a landslide.

For an average of 1,000 miles of driving, I'm figuring about $79k per year for ownership, supposing no other repairs or maintenance items pop up (but of course they will). At this rate, the Veyron demands it's $1M purchase price again every 12 years.

Imagine an "s" at the end of the word "problem."

That damn turkey isn't even spatchcocked. She roasted it whole like a chump.

I'm seeing a Mercury Sable.

Worst siren ever.

My wife: "Ooh, I used to have a Hotwheels of that!"

The first car you bought — what was it and where is it now?

CRT FTW!

Wow, I'd never have attributed that influence to Bangle. I always thought Hyundai was inspired by a melting pile of whipped cream.

That's to keep you from noticing that the firewall is as high as the driver's chin.

Not always right, but always safe. Deicing/anti-icing planes is serious business.

I just learned the word "scrutineering." Thanks!

You couldn't find an image without the Earth photoshopped into the background?

I hope this was before the roads were salted.

Is it secret if the cars are customized to be as conspicuous as possible?

1.) Toyota FT-1 - top of front fender
2.) Scion tC (2014) - in front of front fender
3.) —-CORRECTION—- Still don't know...mislabeled the Cruze
4.) Buick LaCrosse (1015) - buick portals
5.) Spark EV (2014) - grill
6.) Chevy Cruze (2015) - lower corner of bumper
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8.) Mercedes C Class (W205) - behind rear fender
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5.) Spark EV (2014) - grille

1.) Toyota FT-1 - top of front fender
2.) Scion tC (2014) - in front of front fender
3.) Chevy Cruze (2015) - lower corner of bumper
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8.) Mercedes C Class (W205) - behind rear fender
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Have you seen the cargo compartments of the recent Mazdas? I mean in person? They probably can't bend rat-fur covered cardboard into all those intricate shapes.