This is horrible, I know. Why repay someone's kindness, even after you kindly pay them back, with a horrible beating.

I have a wife with two horses and two kids who like to act like they are driving. My car stays clean but it can get bad. Just comes with the parenting deal I guess. If I want clean I will just drive the 2003 GSX-R1000 around.

I have seen worse. Hell, I have had worse in my own vehicle. Back about 2 years ago, I was a sub-contractor for Comcast. You would be surprised what a 1880 mile long work week traveling between Pittsburgh, PA, Morgantown, WV, and Deep Creek, MD doing nothing but driving and home cable installations can turn into with…

I just broke in my new one hitter to this. Glorious.

While I totally see the logic in that, I am still in the mind state that every owner of a McLaren is a douchebag because they own one and I don't. With that in mind, I am only left to assume their douchbag parking habits led them to an unexpected impounding. Besides, trucks break down all the time. Its not out of the…

From the yellow line behind the bed of the truck, I would guess parking.

I live about 5 miles from there. Nice area. Raccoon Creek State Park is right there as well.

Easy. An Interceptor.

I can believe the horse figure but the torques figure seems a bit off. This motor made somewhere in the neighborhood of 320hp when it came off the factory floor. It may have a had more but these motors may have been a bit under-rated for insurance reason...maybe. Either way, this motor should make as much or more…

Wait a minute. I think I figured out the problem:

Have you never seen this classic?

Ahhh...the Fuckus. The little brother of The Exploder.

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Just gonna leave this here.

Just stay away from the I4's AX5. I went through 2 in a year doing relatively light off-roading.

Seeing as the obvious manufacture's towns, The 'Ring, and other various racetracks/courses are going to be mentioned, I gotta throw this out there:

Did you not catch the little groan right at the 3:02 mark in the video. Its like a mix of amazement, fear, and joy with a little bit of that feeling you get and noise you make when you get kicked in the nuts.

Get to it. They're pretty good.