I still think this photo of my wife working on a Briggs lawnmower engine is cooler. Sure, two kids, my love for cooking awesome food (greasy, fatty goodness), and a realistic look on life mean she won’t be a Victoria Secret model...but this is sexy as all hell to me. It is real...and she loves working on this kind of…

I can weld. I am no master, but I can run any stick, mig, tig, whatever mechine. Thing is, steel is the easiest to weld. I can grab a budget welding rig for less than 400 dollars and do just about anything...even if it takes a few days of practice before I do the actual weld. Now if I wanted to put tube fenders on my…

Dubai has its water trucked from way outside the city. I assume getting water to the fire will be quite a huge task.

I am stuck between "why didn't I notice that" and "I could see someone trying to pass this off as fact"

I call bullshit. Not everyone updates their phones. I have friends, parents, and grandparents to prove that. Not everyone roots, installs roms, or jailbreaks their phones. Not everyone is that tech savvy. But everyone, and I mean everyone can and has drop a phone.

I named my son Jensen.

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Went to school with her. That day was one of the only days I did t regret having a Facebook account. Seeing everyone talk, laugh, and discuss the situation was pure gold.

Aliquippa is only a few miles north of Pittsburgh. Pretty shitty area. Not quite what anyone would consider between Philly and Pittsburgh. It is part of the greater Pittsburgh metro area.

I have a Honda Odyssey (spare me the BS. I'm poor, I have 2 kids, and my wife has demands). Aside from having a 10" longer wheelbase, gobs more power, and a 300 or so extra pounds heavier, they are about the same size. If I can park my minivan, this thing should be a cakewalk to maneuver. I think people would be a bit…

I gave up. Xbawx aint for us yinzers. Microsoft jagoffs.

Hear me out on this one...I can agree with this somewhat logically:

There are many puns to be made about the video from an entertainment view and most of you have made all of the appropriate posts in response. You all have even gone as far as to address the facial impact and the physics thereof. I understand and agree with all of you...but OMGWTF HIGH SPEED GENITAL IMPACT!

It didn't go well. I have had some pain in my lower left molars. My dentist (she is more beautiful than dentists should be I might add) referred me to the oral surgeon for the removal of the wisdom teeth thinking it was the lower left wisdom tooth's fault. She was right...but there is an abscess. What was a simple…

During my last few days enlisted in the army, I broke a molar on an ice cream twix bar. A bit harder than a Cheeto. Between catching a grenade blast (which ended my military career) and busting a that tooth on the twix bar, I would gladly take the grenade again.

Gotta say, I am jealous. That would be a cool desk ornament.

The timing of this article is odd. I am at the oral surgeon. My remaining two wisdom teeth are to be evicted from my face today.

My grandfather use to wax poetic about his glory years in the 70s. The Greatful Dead house in SF and Porsche engined VWs he built blowing the doors off of Corvettes.

Come out to western PA and visit Yankee Lake. This seems ordinary to me because of that place.

No. He is older than me by 5 months and 11 days.