“Just wanted to more formally apologize for me email earlier.”

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

The ways to overcome your trashness if  you’re a man who’s trash (and you probably are, we all probably are, I ain’t special and you’re not either) arethe same ways we ask white people to admit white privilege is a thing;

I’m not sure “gay people can’t help being predators” is the best defense to go with here.

This appears in Luke and Mark. There’s a message that many miss in both those chapters.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

“Moldering Skeleton were great agents back in the day, let’s see how they hold up now.”

When your head coach is an insufferable hardass who also happens to look like the sales manager of a 1990s tri-state Ford-Lincoln-Mercury dealership, he probably needs to do better than 1-7 to keep the locker room.

“...improv-based free-range comedy troupe.”

In Wisconsin, Low Cholesterol is a medical condition.

+1/119 Seth Abramson tweet storm

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

To be fair, I’m not holding out any hope for the enlightened views of Steelers or Eagles fans either.

His best course of action is to retire after the season and live the life he’s earned: unlimited time with his toy trains, conductor’s hat, and hourly snack breaks of mashed potatoes with mayonnaise.

Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

I also did not want to read all the way to the bottom of the article. Thank you for summing up the last paragraph for us.

Before anyone makes a case for Kaep, I will remind you that Brock is quite tall

Also looks like the spirit of Dejan Lovren temporarily departs his body to inhabit that of all those defenders.

Sure, picking up a quarterback and pile driving him 9 steps after he threw the ball is the same thing as spearing a wide receiver that had the ball and hadn’t even been tackled yet. One registers as a once a decade dirty play, the other is a dirty play that happens every week.