When he was on the Buffalo Bisons, Andy Marte used “Chacarron” as his walk-up song and it was his single greatest contribution to the city of Buffalo.

Hopefully Oubre enjoys this now, because the Suns won’t have too many more wins to celebrate this year.

For Haisley, any shot from outside the box scored by a player he’s played with on FIFA is a golazo.

They also say there is always one exception that proves any given rule.

I’m out of the loop, what’s the joke?

As someone who speaks Arabic, “kanan” is basically a non-entity as either an Arabic word or name. That dog was almost certainly named after the Star Wars Rebels character. I guess it’s fine though, because at least white Twitter got to spend a few hours getting off on co-opting brown people persecution.

13/10 heckin good response from a real good boy. would press star button again

“He scored a two goals, both of which were the best of the match.”

This was a great response.

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

“Don’t fuck it up, Randy!” yells a collaborator at one point

Native Americans are the forgotten minority when folks talk about racism and economic injustice.

Headline should be:

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

That doesn’t help as much as you think it does!

I’ll never listen to the Stray Cats again.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

That’s enough Yards After Contact that the Colts would trade a first round draft pick for him.

Maybe FIFA shouldn’t have awarded the World Cup to a country where racism is encouraged and is run by a megalomaniac kleptocrat.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.