Just another reason that the institution of marriage disgusts me. It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community. It’s about the ring. And the dress. And the perfectly-choreographed ceremony. And the photos. And the careful…

If awards shows count, I loved Gretchen Wilson backed by Alice in Chains singing Heart.

Motorhead on the Young Ones

You know what helps with ratings? Requiring law degrees from all of your fans in order for them to understand why an exciting young player is or isn’t playing.

Classic showboat move. Go for the three when all he needed to do was bait the defense into a three-second lane violation and hit the subsequent technical free throw. I’ve had it with hero ball.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; Woody Harrleson is putting LBJ into office, just like his father did.

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Maybe they can finally check on his rabies issue.

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

I can’t quite process how someone with so much potential could flame out so quickly. But trust that I’ll figure it out eventually. May take like a decade or more.

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

I feel like the Dolphins are the Sonic Youth of the NFL. They sell more merchandise than they have fans.

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Some people mature. Some people just have birthdays.