Get a load of this snitch!

Just want to point out they’re really doubling down on the awfulness now

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

You almost wish a company like ESPN had some way of knowing how this would have played with their employees beforehand.

Depends on how thick/unkempt a beard one keeps. I trim mine every three weeks or so, and I’ve found it gives my jawline a little more contour. I also genuinely prefer beard to clean shaven (note: my wife says she’ll divorce me if I go clean shaven, so even that were my preference, I’ve already made this bed).

What do you expect? It’s Mike McCartky for fucks sake. He might have had a backbone once, but he slathered it in KC Masterpiece and ate it.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.

How evil? We talkin’ ISIS evil, or “mayo on an Italian sub” evil?

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

Sometimes you just need a good old fashioned ass chewing to motivate you. I once went into a slump, struck out 12 times in 3 games. The coach got into my face. Called me a fucking pussy. Slapped me on the helmet. Said if I didn’t get my head out of my ass he was gonna run me so ragged at practice that I’d wish I was…

I don’t think the same people making that critique are embracing him now.

Obviously she was into one-eyed monsters.

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

He wouldn’t switch to his more natural position, wide receiver.

But how good can he possibly be if the Texans weren’t compelled to cough up two 3rd round picks and a 4th rounder to move up one spot to draft him?

“Seriously, did they just zap a pound of blood out of him or something?”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way