It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Regardless of whether Greinke’s response was due to his anxiety or whether he was just being a dick, telling a story about how you, a grown man, chased another grown man around a stadium trying to get an autograph isn’t a great look.

you rang?

A grown man whining about a baseball player not giving him an autograph? This is the kinda putz that brings his glove to the game.

One of my COs on deployment used to claim all the time that he was close personal friends with Santana Moss; I was/am a rabid DC fan, and loved Santana. The CO was from Mississippi, not Florida, never explained HOW he knew him, and had always talked a good game, so I didn’t really believe him, but wasn’t in a position…

Just a reminder.

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

Can someone hack Kinja so I can star this another 50 times?

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

“Is Aronofsky trying to say that god is evil? Is he using the bible’s rough outline to make a point about our treatment of the world, with the consent of a seemingly narcissistic, ego driven lord? Is he saying that being bad is more fun then being good?”

“Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.”

obligatory

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Reducing all human interaction to sexual selection is beta cuck af.

One might even say the Jaguars... stole the show.

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