Lalas represents all that was good about US soccer in 1994 and all that is bad about US soccer in 2017.

This is Lalas in a nutshell. He truly believes soccer is about “leadership,” “grit,” and “determination.” That’s because he knows shit about skill and tactics. USMNT is quite worthy of criticism, but not from this waste of space and his ra ra bullshit.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

If you’re a white person who uses nigger to insult people you’re racist. Full stop.

Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

ZODIAC! ZODIAC! ZODIAC!

Elway is the worst.

“Character issues.”

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Of all the guys on the 2004 team he’s the last one standing in the majors and one of the most unlikely to do so.

No one’s going to refuse to date another person on the basis of purely political issues like “The government should do ____ to reduce the deficit.” I don’t even think too many people would view, say, immigration as a dealbreaker if the person was like “I welcome immigrants, but we do have rules regarding it, and if…

“Jazz is just a series of mistakes without the ‘oops.’” - Nigel Tufnel 

Sasquatches are very real. You can’t prove to me they aren’t and no scientist can.

only consider asking a girl of her political leanings if you are unsure of your pull out game.

“I have no data to support my opinion, but the data you used to support yours is slightly flawed, so my opinion is correct”

In any one game, an underdog, even a serious underdog has a shot. But the magnificence of Leicester’s title run was that that week in and week out, they had to play some of the best football teams in the World, and do better than them against the same competition. It was incredible. 

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

I'm sure they loved having their Sanctimonious Little Angel at home each grueling hour of the day.