Um, I had no idea it WASN’T a comedy until I saw this article. I laughed through the whole thing.

I certainly slapped the hell out of both of my black knees.

It’s satire - that’s why it’s in the comedy category. It’s not really a horror movie, it just uses the horror format and horror tropes to tell its satirical story. Oh, and Kumail Nanjiani is totally gong to win.

No worries! I figured. I just wanted him (I’m guessing it’s a him) to see your reply. The hypocrisy is real.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

I’ll totally concede your point IF you’ll concede that Trump must therefore be impeached and his sexual predation investigated by a powerful independent counsel and an unrelenting free press.

They’ve only dumped people who are unnecessary. The miramax model is dated, they were never going back to their golden age. The vast majority of the actors and filmmakers HW used were way past their prime. Spacey was a big drain on the Netflix budget with his salary on an aging show. The people who are actually…

And it means Trump grabbed women, peeped in on underage contestants in beauty pageants, and raped his wife as Ivana has claimed. Yet you voted him in as president.

It may feel like it but there are thousands of celebrities and executives and, in a month of revelations, have there even been a hundred people called out? And, of that hundred, have many really been surprises even for us non-Hollywood types? It turns out people have shitty reputations for a reason, who would have…

Hmmm... I went to HS with Allison Mack and she was one of the most squeaky clean, kindhearted people I’ve ever met - like for real the squeakest and the cleanest. For a bit I considered her a school-bestie she was so nice to me as a new transfer. I’d expect this more from Jodie Sweden (of Full House fame), who also…

“I don’t believe that Chloe from ‘Smallville’ is a recruiter for a sex cult” is a sentence I didn’t know I wouldn’t anticipate writing, yet here we are.

Reading the comments. And I’M in the grays? Y’all can fuck right off.

Not familiar with British libel laws, I take it?

It’s like ... I can almost hear millions of assholes everywhere furiously typing out the shittiest possible take on this story.

He sure says he is admired a lot.

In my 20s I was in a relationship with a much older man who was funny, smart, charismatic, and incredibly socially engaged. He was also physically and emotionally abusive and soon after we broke up I let him sleep on my couch because he had had too much to drink and he came into my room and raped me in the middle of…

Why are people calling this an apology? It’s not an apology, it’s a confession.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

The power I had over these women is that they admired me.

Of course Rand Paul is embarrassed. He failed to stand his ground!