Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them, while also having fewer Americans experience them and making them more susceptible to “why should we care about this dumb thing” propaganda so we don’t object when they…

Find someone who loves you like John Adams loved Abagail.

If the title and premise of your movie sound like they could be a Syfy channel original movie, then just go ahead and make it a Syfy channel original movie.

He thinks he was treating them well. He was complimenting how fuckable they looked by US standards. That’s the highest form of flattery his sort is capable of.

I was told quite some time ago that how someone treats a waiter is very telling about their personality. If they treat them bad/rudely, they are likely an asshole. If they treat them well/with respect, then they are likely a good person. I guess we know what kind of guy Scottie is.

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

Maybe because there’s a difference between an inappropriate, but consensual, sexual relationship (Clinton) and sexual assault (Trump)?

I’m pretty sure they weren’t actually confused.

I’m a lifelong liberal/progressive/New Dealer/Great Society however you want to call it, and I’m all in for watching the prats from New Republic go fuck themselves.

His name is Wieseltier.

Yeah, the only thing good that came out of this episode is that it told me exactly whom to have no respect for, because I was done with anyone who said some nonsense about, “What am I supposed to tell my kids about nipples?” I don’t know, dude, your kids were drinking out of nipples a few short years ago, and they…

So weird. A white dude who screws over a black woman is totally forgiven while the black woman is permanently blacklisted. WEIRD. Who would have thought?

It would be nice if he did the entire show on his knees, and topless but with “SORRY JANET” written across his chest.

My favorite Prince response was when jt released sexy back, and Prince said “sexy never left!”

The only correct take on this obnoxious news comes from the delightful and consistently amazing Jay Smooth (if you are not aware of him and his fantastic videos, please familiarize yourselves immediately):

Boom!

Don’t forget:

I think it’s because he let her take the fall for everything. It was not particularly ethical of him.

Or the phrase“I have a strong personality”

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.