I do.

Whatever, BRYAN.

WE DONT DESERVE PETER

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

Do you want Peter Theil to sue you into oblivion? Because this is how you get Peter Theil to sue you into oblivion.

It’s always good to have all the actionable crap organized in a single post after four dozen or so insinuations and misreadings.

Wow, doubling down on this crap even after Kirkman’s statements. Gawker never really died did it? The stink just settled elsewhere.

I take issue with this entire column. Brits don’t have the final and only interpretation of the English language, and it’s incredibly presumptuous of you to proclaim that you do. I find “twat” to be an incredibly offensive word, right up there in vulgarity with “cunt.” I don’t think I’ve ever willingly uttered either…

K, but y’all have got to stop saying “mock-ah” when you want a coffee with chocolate in. Seriously.

Or maybe prescriptivism is the equivalent of a lepidopterist who would rather see a butterfly dead on a pin than alive out in nature.

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

It doesn’t matter how you say it, everyone knows you mean “Pence.”

Just a dumb dude here, but am I missing something? Where is the future spouse in this equation? How about dealing with the asshole sister together? If the future spouse can’t stand up to family now, fuss which side he will choose down the road....

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…

I rather like the idea of a bouncer, with strict instructions to keep out that horrible woman and her kids.

Wedding folx: no, you don’t *have* to invite her. She’s made it clear she has no desire to be respectful at YOUR wedding, and it is YOUR WEDDING, so disinvite that bish and carry on with your life.

For the first letter, why the ever living fuck can’t the LW’s fiance/fiancee tell the sister not to bring the kids? Like, on the phone. Why is it the LW’s job? Or, why not have a family friend tell her at the wedding, if she brings the kids, not to let her in?

Ah, the ol’ Pentafuck.

I have been waiting for what I was told would be the magical time between acne and wrinkles for about 5 years now and let me tell you, it doesn’t exist. I now have both.

My skin got super clear the first year of my current relationship because we were having sex more than five times a week. Four times a week or less won’t work. It HAS to be five or more.