1. Foods back then did not taste the same. Bananas were a different variety and had a diff flavor before the Chiquita people ruined that shit. Mayonnaise was made fresh, or at the very least wasn’t fucking Hellman’s, which is basically like eating unscented cold cream, you heathens.

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Remember, just as dress sizes used to be different, they used a different kind of banana in the old days so the taste might not be the same. Still terrible, but not the same.

We didn’t.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

I don’t think millennials realize just how much Bill Clinton was despised by the far right back in the 90's. There were as many conspiracy theories floating around the Clintons as there currently are around Obama- Mena, Arkansas, Whitewater, Webb Hubbell, Vince foster, etc. Just as Obama is accused of being secretly…

Note to retailers: I’m a size 16, and I’m rich. You don’t make clothes for me, or you shame me when i’m trying to shop; you. don’t. get. my. money. Fuck any store or salesperson that doesn’t treat me like I’m gorgeous.

I’ve made the same assumption and figured, “oh, they’re like Abercrombie or whatever, they don’t want bigger girls in their clothes; guess I’ll take my fat ass and my money elsewhere...” I’m not sure I’d ask, even knowing they might keep more sizes in the back, because if they don’t want to display bigger sizes, it’s…

DYING.

I’m an independent in Ohio......voting 100% democrat this year. Fuck these clowns.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Trump is a narcissist. As the child of a narcissist, I can assure you:

Anyone, sex workers included, has the right to say no, whenever they want, including when they’re on the clock. Sex worker =/= sex slave. Also, what’s your profession? Can I come over and bug you for goods or services while you’re not at work? Can I do so repeatedly after you’ve told me to bugger off? No? Oh, well, I…

A) Being a sex worker in movies with co-stars who have been tested doesn’t mean she’s interested in sleeping with any guy off the street.

I love that “it will disappoint me greatly” is the ultimate threat in there.

Biden is mensch personified. There is a great memo from him to his staff urging them not to miss family obligations just to work for him. The Uber Good Guy^TM

I think they are going to be lucky to get Joe to move out of his office. He will be sitting there in his bathrobe, feet propped up on the desk, as Tim Kaine tries to work around him and is too polite to ask him to leave.

One of our parenting strategies is called “The Biden.” If I need Mr. Atom to back me up on something, like YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST GO TO BED NOW, he will roll up behind me like Biden at a serious presser.

Joe Biden was scheduled to come out to our highway construction project 2 years ago (job creation in Texas thing) and the sheer number of grown people who heard the announcement in the meeting immediately shouted out in glee, “UNCLE JOE!!!” was fantastic. Picture big, burly construction folks, us nerdy engineers,…

There’s nothing that thrills the heart of an older guy than finding change on the ground. You kids live in a time when even a quarter won’t buy you much of anything, but in my day, 25 cents would get you an entire lunch bag’s worth of candy, or three huge candy bars, or two newspapers. In Joe’s day, the two dimes he…