“fetid hamhock” Roger Ailes
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I haven’t got one of these pithy descriptions, however...
“structurally-unsound flesh silo” Roger Ailes
Jabba the Hutt’s rectal prolapse
bacon scented jowl monster?
These authors: “I’m not like those racist Trump supporters.”
This would be a good point if Ivanka were very young or vulnerable. But this is a highly educated, fully grown adult. She has immediate family members who do not support her dad; she has a safe way out of this icky spotlight if she wants one. Given the statements she’s made (like the one in this story), it’s evident…
Mocha is the biggest feminist bunny you’ve ever seen. She’s yuge. Like, terrific, she’s going to absolutely blow away the competition. Yuge!
Tiffany is more on the average side, especially compared to modelesque Ivanka. I wonder if it has more to do with who dad thinks is hotter.
A feminist is not a person that creepily loves his only daughter. There’s another word for that.
I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…
Feminachos?
Well like, not the tomatoes.
The nachos I ate for dinner were totally a feminist.
I’m at my parents’ house for the weekend. I just read Ivanka’s second quote to my (super feminist) father, who’s sitting in his chair across the room from me. His response: “She was born on third and thinks she hit a triple.”
Well, if you insist:
I had a roommate who decided in Sophomore year of college that he was going to be a writer, maaaaaaaaaaan. He started smoking out of nowhere and staying up until 8 AM and drinking too much and turning in assignments from the student paper or, later, a small weekly publication nearby at the very last possible second…
Confessionals are dumb. Just make up a good story.