Let me guess: you emerged from your mother’s womb into a birthing pool filled with people chanting your name, took a breath of clean, suburban Minnesota air, and your first words were your fully formed political ideology... that coincidentally just happens to match verbatim with two pages on Bernie’s campaign website.

I stopped reading after that.

Oh my GOD that’s what she needs to do to beat Trump. Like, literally, when she debates him, she needs to say, “So what if I’m a bitch. At least I’m not an idiot, and I’m wearing less makeup than this ass clown over here.” SHE WILL WIN BY A LANDSLIDE.

Yes. Yes they are. This is the country that flipped out because Princess Leia got fat. http://emoo.kinja.com/for-the-rebell…

Yes, of course. She needs to be warmer and more grandmotherly

I will jump in and try and preemptively balance the trolls by saying you are absolutely right.

What does Sanders do for fun?

Yes.

yeah, i don’t disagree with you on the identity politics nightmare of the dem race right now at all, but it is still incredibly remarkable to me that david brooks pinpoints neither her record or her gender as the source of unlikability — and instead brings up the fact that she needs HOBBIES

Yes, of course. She needs to be warmer and more grandmotherly, like the buxom, matronly Bernie Sanders.

“Hillary Clinton (who is imperfect and corruptible but an competent and experienced center-left public servant)...”

It’s very hard to both acknowledge that Clinton’s popularity is mired by sexist attitudes about women in public life, and that there are also other reasons why folks distrust her or dislike her. If you bring up one of these points, people tend to hit you over the head with the other fact, as if they can’t both be…

Haven’t there been several in depth studies of that that found that Perot drew off voters from Clinton and Bush at a roughly equal level? I remember it was assumed at the time that Perot’s presence favored Clinton, but I don’t think that was ever backed up by the numbers.

I voted for him, begrudgingly. He wasn't going to win my state anyway and I was voting more on principle than for the candidate. I hate his fucking guts now, I wish I could take back my vote, and if he somehow by some weird Salem witch spell ended up with the nomination, you couldn't convince me that he wouldn't do…

tl;dr: NASCAR still sucks, just like always.

I kinda sorta get the idea that in order to reinforce the platform at the convention you don’t just wanna give up and potentially skew the delegate count.

Considering that he has exactly zero percent odds of winning the nomination, does anyone else feel that Bernie is actively trying to fuck over the Democrats at this point?

I know people are frustrated with F1 and other racing series, but I tried with NASCAR for a few years, and still don’t get it. Non-stock stock cars because yokels. Also Logano’s face offends me.

Hillary is accused of being complicit in the personal destruction of the women who have accused bill of sexual assault and rape, including their reputations and credibility.

“I am a Hillary supporter and I think she helped her husband abuse women.” Right.