Sofia Coppola isn’t fit to sell popcorn to his films, but otherwise yes.

This pretty much says it all for me.

Let me guess: you emerged from your mother’s womb into a birthing pool filled with people chanting your name, took a breath of clean, suburban Minnesota air, and your first words were your fully formed political ideology... that coincidentally just happens to match verbatim with two pages on Bernie’s campaign website.

Hillary Clinton’s hobbies include kicking ass and taking names.

Oh my GOD that’s what she needs to do to beat Trump. Like, literally, when she debates him, she needs to say, “So what if I’m a bitch. At least I’m not an idiot, and I’m wearing less makeup than this ass clown over here.” SHE WILL WIN BY A LANDSLIDE.

tl;dr: NASCAR still sucks, just like always.

I’m happy about this, but that pic of the toilet seat threw me. I read it twice and thought it said, “Hold The Maccou Table.”

Sexual predation is standard behavior at all universities. This fact sickens the 95% of us profs who don’t do it and would never do it or be tempted to. If you’re doing your job right, students are unattractive to you. Always.

1) Vasectomy.

“Many good writers aren’t good proofreaders.”

Junebug. That movie. So good. I’m an NC native, and it captures us so fucking well, it’s scary.

Of course Bowie is very much in the wrong here. I do think there are mitigating factors here, however:

I cannot imagine the pain of losing literally the coolest dad in the world at 15 years old. Of course he took care of his daughter and the people he cared about. Of course he did. What a beautiful man.

His son is 44 and already has a career.

Two words: Obadiah Slope.

Yep. That was the moment when he lost a loooooot of votes.

Precisely. I think people are so relieved this movie didn’t suck as much as other Star Wars movies, that they are ignoring the reality. Sure, compared to other films in this series, it was definitely above par. But compared to films of this ilk in general, it was mediocre at best. I was genuinely bored for most of it.…

If you were a queer writer, or a woman of color writer, would you want someone to read you because they thought they were doing something dutiful about power structures?

Nikki Haley is really unpopular in SC. With everyone. She’s crazy. She comes from a really, really privileged background, so she has no idea what she’s talking about when it comes to wealth inequity, education access, racism, or anything else that affects the vast majority of people in the South. Thus, Democrats hate…

Oh, I know you didn’t say he’s a shitty writer. I said that. Just a mix-up with modifiers there, I think.