Best line in the story:

So, all that money people donated will now go to hungry children, the homeless, and other worthy causes? Because, Harold, if we're stuck here for a while (and not getting "called home"), then it seems to me you should really use all that cash to fix some earthly problems.

Apparently orgasm also makes your eyes look huge.

Yeah, I realized that after I posted. Remember when Gawker made it obvious which comments people were responding to? Anyway...

I know, right? I got the idea from this amazing friend of mine. ;)

Quick.... go down to your local church and leave a few little piles of clothes on the steps.

I have a couple of friends who are former Secret Service. Those dudes really, really hate stupid people. I sometimes wonder if they've ever killed someone just for being an idiot.

@kitebro: Yay!!!!

I don't like kids. But I totally want to hang out with William. And, like, maybe help pay his tuition to Yale?

@OctaveDoctor: YEP.

I honestly, truly think that's a beautiful photo.

A while after Piper was born, Palin reportedly shirked her school bus stop duties and took a long time off work, referring to a "surgery" and a "tubal" as her excuse. There's also the "white out" story about her medical records... anti-Palin nurses and docs who've seen her (highly expurgated!) medical "records" note…

Four things. Ahem:

@larryfishkorn: I'm so glad you have a star.

I don't know the answer to the question, but I do know that "Dominant Vagina" is a fantastic name for my garage band.

Got it. Emailed ya. ;)

We miss you, too. Have you gone to crasstalk.com? Most of us are there now. Crasstalk also has a facebook group you can join.

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@badly drawn girl: Precisely!!