But what about lady spies? And Catholic ones?

@SarieSarieQuiteContrary: Hey, I've met Geraldine. She's AWESOME.

I assume the movie version will be called The Taking of Tooting Bec 1.2.3.

@Bucky Rodgers: Bummer. Try these?

@loudrockmusic: To-go box of Bojangles and a case of MGD. Sit in the back of your truck and enjoy!

Solar pimple?

I remember the trouble, stress, hassle, and abject terror leading up to my own wedding. I cannot imagine how much worse all that would have been if I was being hunted by reporters.

I like Lindsey. I kinda want her to kick Jennifer Aniston's ass in public, win an Oscar, and retire to Fiji (or anywhere far away from her parents).

@Phar-Laps-Brain: There are also a ton of reeeeeally bad country singers from New Zealand, any of which would have suited here.

Rab C. Nesbitt has competition...

... but, wait. Isn't that a Mexican beer he's drinking?

@Alohamaid: Interesting theory.

I think Huge Ackman. Isn't it supposed to be an "action" star?

@Alohamaid: It would be nice for 360 to come out, but I wouldn't exactly call him a "pop star"...

I'll just bet he hates it when people call him Chachi. We should do that from now on.

@LolitainRecovery: I apologize, on behalf of my countrymen, for every idiot who ever did a "sieg heil" at you upon finding out your nationality. Let's both take comfort in the fact that if your experience is statistically accurate, only 25% of Americans are assholes. I guess that's better than it could be.

@paperymoon: Love this! Adding to the list:

The guy who thinks he's a piece of shit will frequently find and fuck a piece of similar shit—just to confirm his suspicions about himself. Let the circle be unbroken, and woe betide any of the Sandra Bullocks who nearly made him a better man.