Never mind Fultz. How did he get better seats than Nelson Mandela?

Considering Wayne is basically the perfect archetype for “England or Alabama” your choice of travel comparisons is apt.

Brown cannot wait to catch passes from Landry Jones again.

According to this previous Deadspin post, Brown’s helmet is now 12 years old. It would have been 11 years old last year which means he may have gotten the same one year grace period. He just didn’t use it to find a new helmet that he could accept. The reporting has been unclear on this point.

AB had the grace period last season like everyone else. Brady’s on record about not liking the new helmet too:

He got the same grace period.

He got a grace period, the article is wrong. Last year was his grace period, just like Rodgers and Brady.

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

I’m still stuck on that too. Emoji face is not liking the change of scenery, or Jack needs a shower.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

“the staffer reportedly changed his mind about pressing charges after receiving the first pick in his fantasy football draft.”

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Hey Kelley, how’s the dog?  HOW’S THE DOG, KELLEY?!?!

Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

FIBA World Cup? Looks more like the feeble world cup team [bonked in head by errant Mason Plumlee shot]