I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

My top 5:

Say what you will about Nick Foles, but he will never have this issue.

it’s a small little bone.

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

This being the Blue Jays I will assume that they have the sons of Roger Clemens, Randy Johnson, and Dennis Martinez in the minor leagues, future Cy Young winners all, but won’t call them up until they’ve exhausted every last second of service time. 

I am genuinely fascinated by the number of helmets your lifestyle requires, both professionally and recreationally.

So he needs to find a good helmetsmith, is what you’re saying. Someone who handcrafts unique helmets for only the greatest of our football warriors. 

If he punts and kicks, he would be highly valuable simply for the roster spot he saves

“Did somebody say ‘toast’?” - Rod Minegar, raising a glass

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

they have three official mascots

Hola - I thought there were strict rules about receiving coaching during game play? I could swear Serena was penalized for being coached from the sidelines last year. Does that only apply to “coaches” or in certain matches?