They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

i have watched this once. during this viewing a fucking video about fucking wally backman that i have already made the choice not to watch the 200 times it’s been served to me has also been autoplaying, making the experience of this blog about as good as getting kicked repeatedly in the shins.

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

At least for some of us, the joy and beauty of watching sports is the constant chance, however small, that we’ll get to witness something ethereal and magical. That’s why Steph, and the pre-KD warriors, were such a joy. The ball is moving constantly...Steph is moving constantly....and at any moment he can pull up from…

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

There was a second Instagram model in The Grassy Knoll, which is the juice bar in the lobby.

You know what they say, when in Rome.

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

I’m much too busy and important to watch the video or read the article, but I do want to say that Sacramento does, in fact, suck.

but the players do play a sport in which life-threatening injuries are a day-to-day possibility

Croll Tried!