and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Complicated is short-hand for money on one side and morals on the other.

This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.

spoiler: No!

Can Edmonton finally be good? I am not even an Oilers fan (far from it). But for the love of this sport, let’s not let Conor be the Mike Trout of the NHL.

Harden’s just worried China will start pulling passports, which would be a huge bummer for him because he really likes to travel.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“We thought we were going to get Snoop Dogg, but like... without all the Snoop Dogg parts.” - Kansas AD admins, moments before agreeing to ferry a scorpion across a river

Claressa Can't Explain It All

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

A former player told ESPN, “I won’t go back there until the culture changes. It’s unprofessional.”

This seems very stockholmy.

I really dislike being called “boss” by people who I do not supervise. It feels passive-aggressive. 

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

You also just more or less described the Bears. The only two teams in the division with good QBs are the Packers and the Lions, which have had issues with the running game and defense. This year, both of those teams look to have improved in those areas. Meanwhile, the Bears and Vikings have the best defenses, but are…

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is when people refer to actors by the name of their most popular TV/movie character (e.g. calling Glenn Howerton Dennis Reynolds in conversation or online).