These owners really need to stick to sports.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

they have three official mascots

Hola - I thought there were strict rules about receiving coaching during game play? I could swear Serena was penalized for being coached from the sidelines last year. Does that only apply to “coaches” or in certain matches?

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

Damn, I was really hoping they were gonna add icing. 

Even if Deadspin finds a video of a Bear windsurfing, this is still going to be my sports highlight of the day. Sportsmen - they’re just like us!

Ballmer to Jeanie: “No sweat.”

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

They can find his dad?

This is what the photographer walked into:

“He...he’s got locks, guys. In his pockets. A lot of them.”

He should switch his accountant. 

Just think how profitable you could be if not for the outrageous paper expenses!

I thank my lucky stars that I have not grown up to be the kind of person who cares whether my pizza is cut into squares or wedges.

It was my understanding there would be no math.

An Irish Bruins fan? What are the o’dds?