He’s not a big fan... just a fan. He’ll do it if he absolutely needs to, but he’d rather just write about baseball.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

Look, if you’re gonna get all salty about an additional two dollars, maybe just eat at home.

It’s exactly the same nickel and diming airlines do to thwart price shopping.

If you’re gonna hide a $2 surcharge on a $95 tab because you’re afraid the customer might go to Panda Express instead, maybe find a different business to go into.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

“According to ESPN, Chargers running back Melvin Gordon does not plan to report to training camp for the San Diego Chargers without getting a new contract.”

Not the first time a company has had a rouge employee tweet something stupid.

He’s definitely joking. “If the sun is hot, why is space cold?” is a running joke on Pardon My Take.  

Wind has never made any sense to me. 

Those aren't redactions; they're tiger stripes. Go Bengals!!!!

I, too, have gotten rich by not investigating the value of things I buy and accidentally overspending by nearly half a million dollars on a single purchase.

Clearly someone should have bought you a new house.

The Nike Air Monarch’s are the poster child for dad shoes. Terrible oversight:

That was su-su sussudio good.  have a star.

This guy talking about Nebraska off the interstate needs to apply literally any context to its geography. Nebraska has a few very specific spots that are interesting (the Sand hills), and a lot of grasslands, but any of those things compared to Mountains or Bodies of water are inconsequential.

I’m pretty sure OKC replacing the least movable contract in the sport with the second-least movable contract in the sport is not what they are going for with a Westbrook trade. Is your brother GM Doc Rivers?

Yeah, I am WAY more interested in hearing about how he intended to keep the scheme going while no longer having that job.  That part is bewildering.