I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

“According to ESPN, Chargers running back Melvin Gordon does not plan to report to training camp for the San Diego Chargers without getting a new contract.”

Not the first time a company has had a rouge employee tweet something stupid.

He’s definitely joking. “If the sun is hot, why is space cold?” is a running joke on Pardon My Take.  

Wind has never made any sense to me. 

Those aren't redactions; they're tiger stripes. Go Bengals!!!!

I, too, have gotten rich by not investigating the value of things I buy and accidentally overspending by nearly half a million dollars on a single purchase.

Clearly someone should have bought you a new house.

The Nike Air Monarch’s are the poster child for dad shoes. Terrible oversight:

That was su-su sussudio good.  have a star.

This guy talking about Nebraska off the interstate needs to apply literally any context to its geography. Nebraska has a few very specific spots that are interesting (the Sand hills), and a lot of grasslands, but any of those things compared to Mountains or Bodies of water are inconsequential.

I’m pretty sure OKC replacing the least movable contract in the sport with the second-least movable contract in the sport is not what they are going for with a Westbrook trade. Is your brother GM Doc Rivers?

Durant and Kyrie will both go to Brooklyn. In two years, they will win an NBA title. Then Kyrie will decide that he wants to be the alpha on a championship team and demand a trade. He will be dealt to the promising Atlanta Hawks. He will miss most of the next season due to injury, and they will surprise everyone by…

His body fat percentage is very good when compared to his shooting percentage!

I am with you that people need to try to forget his draft history and just see if he can develop, but as far as the Magic are concerned, his draft status is crucial because it determined his contract. He’s due almost ten million this year, and then has a team option for almost 13 next year. Not saying he isn’t…

Yeah, I am WAY more interested in hearing about how he intended to keep the scheme going while no longer having that job.  That part is bewildering. 

I mean, if we bumped minor league wages up to a lavish $40k a year, do they really think players will say “nah, I’m good here, not really worth exerting myself to hit the bigs and earn a few million”.

Funny I played with him in the California league. His host family lived on a private golf course and gave him a pick up truck for the summer. He had it so rough!!! This guy also started crying in the dugout during a game he struck out a couple times in. Older guy had to comfort him from taking himself out of the game.…

The extent of your comparison seems to be “the Hawks signed big contracts and are now bad”, which is pretty loose.

I always talk to my kids about their successes, too.