Can’t believe you forgot leash-less (seemingly ownerless) dog(s) when driving through small towns. You’re driving through and there is a dog just standing under a tree or running down the sidewalk. Probably everybody in town knows his name.

Any argument about Kerr being an empty suit is invalidated by the presence of the color guy who’s broadcast the Warriors’ five straight finals appearances.

Counterpoint:

Well, I would hope any team could beat the Clippers. 11 v 5 is hardly fair.

Samer and the Deadspins is the lamest band name ever.

I’m just imagining Joe Harris at home reading this and being, like, “Hey, guys, why didn’t you call? I also like clubs.”

Playing with an obvious and vulnerable injury? He’s lucky Marchand is on his team, not the Blues.

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I’m guessing Spin Doctors.

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

The irony is that his bottom-up style got him the Daily Double on the first question of the first round, so he could only max out at $1000. And Emma hit both DD in the 2nd round. That’s where James did most of his damage - he started the game blitzing the high-value questions and controlling the board until he found…

For real. Ken Jennings is just more charming and was the first super-champion, but he’s the Kareem of this MJ/LBJ equation.

For years to come, when people discuss this winning streak, most people will answer “Who is James Holzhauer”, but will anyone ask “How is James Holzhauer?”

Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

He wasn’t held hostage. He signed a contract to be the highest paid received in the league. And they made the playoffs the year before he retired and the year after he left - to the extent that this matters (I say he lost any basis of that argument when he signed the 8-year extension).