The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

This is the answer I wanted, though I feel like it just begs the question. For the supposed paper of record in the United States, this seems like it should be a letter to the editor. 

The Maga hats were too much. A simple beating would’ve garnered sympathies and the bleach was almost believable, but that extraneous detail was just too convenient.   

If the final total was $4000 the real lesson here is to never make a 87.5% down payment on a fake assault in order to monetize a pay raise on a TV show.

Say what you want about the fun of playing the sport and winning...but a Duke national championship is never going to win “the adulation of the nation.” 

Wait ‘til you find out those infomercials that show people fumbling a bowl containing 4 full bags of Cheetos are specifically targeted at people with disabilities without showing those disabilities so they reach a broader audience.

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Like, here’s him and Anthony Davis shaking hands in the shoot around, and here’s him and Anthony Davis and Ben Simmons with a picture around each other.

There’s always a flip side.

It is also built-in to our legal system in a number of ways. There is logic to that structure, but it still strikes me as ... odd every time I see it.

LeBron logged a 28-11-16 triple-double to tie Wilt Chamberlain’s fifth all-time mark

before ducking out with a couple of bottles of wine in tow

There, everything looks so much better when you throw a few primary colors at it.

it says a lot about the academics at Kansas (at least for basketball players) that he can leave for “a couple weeks” and be just fine when he returns.

as the story indicates, “La” is a family name

That would probably do a lot more for the environment than making people ask for straws.

You could make a pretty decent lineup of Spencer Dinwiddie, Joe Harris, Jerami Grant, Dwight Powell and Nikola Jokic out of the 2014 second round.  You’re not winning a title but you’re probably better than the Wizards.

Also Draymond, Manu, Khris Middleton, Goran Dragic, Michael Redd, Kukoc, Rashard Lewis, DeAndre, Rodman, Arenas, Trillsap, & Marc Gasol. But yeah, no value there. I get it. 

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...