I gave an honest to God effort to watch this shitshow. I lasted until they showed the montage of Goodell taking a guided civil rights walking tour. 

Barry, we’re paying you to be an analyst, not to be a fan of the trade. Pittsburgh is on your left and Florida is on the right.

I mean, the video clearly shows that the dude was sitting in the nosebleed seats.

This is smart drafting, taking first round value in the fourth round.

I dunno, I feel like it’s not THAT crazy he got fired for doing this. Don’t get me wrong, I find it to be hilarious. But at the same time, it is objectively unprofessional and shows bias (even if it is about sports).

*Ahem*

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

Dude, there’s 2700+ words before you even bring the prospect of advantage up! Some of us have jobs, you know.

I’m going to share my idea that I’ve sprinkled around a few times. Most people think it’s too radical, but I think it’s dope.

I’d call that a blunder.

The worst part about this is that shame is a predictable response here. This poor woman and all the other workers who were ripped off have no reason to be ashamed. They’re not the idiots who paid for a ticket. They’re vendors and workers who took what appeared to be an honest job under normal terms. She has no reason…

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

Despite changing his number, when he loses his temper Matt once again becomes a DUMBA55.

If it was pre-rookie scale era then I’d agree. But at the end of the day he’s a 5'9" QB. There is no guarantee any QB taken in the draft is going to be good or even great, let a lone one with his size. If the pro-NFL argument is that he’d be an All Pro QB vs. an average MLB player, then an argument for the opposite…

“What was I supposed to do? Take a single moment to think through the facts of the case and recognize that no malicious violations of the rules had occurred? That opens a veritable Pandora's Box, and before you know it, I'd have to spend the whole day actually thinking."

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

Northwestern official: “Zing low, sweet Harriot.”

“Am I missing something? I don’t understand. Is there something that I have missed here? Is there something that I have failed to comprehend?”

You have a bright future in the Browns’ front office!