OK, smart guy. How would you cover a guy who’s not even on the field?

Johnny Football

I am shocked to learn that a man who looks like he does lacks self-discipline.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Strike that.  Reverse it.  He has 193 more FTs than FGs.

He traveled back to the three point line, which the refs didn’t call, and then got an undeserved foul, which the refs did.

Let’s see you guys make a jumpshot with your mom on your back.

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Seeing how Mack and Amari Cooper are thriving in new locations should be enough to get Gruden indicted for fraud and/or grand larceny.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never even heard of Harold Baines

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

They should pad thai refs so this won’t happen in the future.

I’m doing this to demonstrate my leadership.

I just love that Big Ben’s defense is to state that he just gets these guys so well as a leader and understands what the situation requires before instantly admitting that he has no idea how they received the said public criticism. That is some awesome leadership there.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

Not only was Hack a 2nd round pick in the NFL (all of those other guys were 5th rounders or UDFA), but everyone else graduated college between 2008-2014. Hack’s only been out of school for two years!

Welcome to 2018 America, where “his success defies logic” is a phrase that can be used three dozen times a day.

Oooh, QB controversy in Memphis!

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues.