Judging how good a “win” is after teams have played 5-7 games is ridiculous anyways. It’s like when an a middling SEC team blows the doors off another SEC team that was gifted a top ten ranking, and then gets vaulted into the top 5, and at the end of the season you look and both have 4 losses.

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So Aaron is donating a million and Jordan is donating his Bachelorette mug and tshirt. Jordan is one thirsty petty bitch.

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

I’m not trying to logic you, Jordan my man, but it sounds like your mom had enough shit to take care of, without having to sweat answering the phone.
This is why you’ll always be the #2 son.

Is he really one of the most well-respected NBA reporters in the business? I’ve always known him as the The Guy Who Only Covers LeBron. Like, the dude’s career was made by covering James in Akron, then Cleveland, then he followed him to Miami, and then back to Cleveland. He’s been ESPN’s guy on the LeBron Beat since…

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

Having Connor McDavid on your team and getting him to play the neutral zone trap is like having Eddie van Halen in your band and forcing him to play the maracas.

Fultz is probably the first person to go to the doctor and actually get excited when they find out they’re getting a shot.

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

Raymond Brothers.

Because that messes with the narrative that Divac botched the Boogie trade.

“Your body will break down eventually and you won’t be able to run the ball as well as you once did” is also a sentiment that could apply to, you know, running backs. Not sure what the point of making it is supposed to be other than just sour grapes.

A guy ranked in the 30s does not see himself as being far from Federer, and “the deck is stacked for Federer” is exactly what he’d say if he needed to believe he was actually just as good as him but got denied the chances by fates outside himself.

Not sure how much more we can do, considering NFL sells licensed camo gear in November and we have a giant American flag at the MLB All Star Game.

If memory serves me right, the quarterback with the most wins in Cleveland since they got their team back is Ben Roethlisberger

Well, the real sad part is that Tom Brady has had to go to Buffalo 19 different times. So who’s really the loser in that story.

not for nothin, but Silver Sluggers would be a great name for a seniors boxing league

That dad’s name? Lavar Ballsworthington

Damn, Floyd, you gotta have someone read the fine print.