does it seem odd that Cleveland very well may end up with the next LeBron 

If only the poor guy could find a mortgage lender.

Does that mean there’s a chance the Cavs are paying 5 head coaches next season? Larry Drew, Ty Lue, David Blatt, Mike Brown and whoever they hire (Jason Kidd)?

Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket when I rally against people buying shit that they don’t want just to charge more money from the person who really does want it?  I have a similar take on sporting event/concert tickets. 

Tom, you cut too early!

On the replay for the first dunk, Marques Johnson yelled, “Only thing was missing was Tim Hardaway Jr.!”

Giannis is the gyro we need right now.

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

I honestly thought that “what he went through” was referring to his history of injuries, before he started going into specifics about accusations and juries and whatnot.

Content Rules Everything Around Me

Much like novelty t-shirts, there’s an age limit for that and that age limit is 22.

I want to like him. I really do. But my jealousy and cynicism combine to make me hate him. I can’t help it. I’m only human.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

I bet it was justified. Jaguars players know poor bortleservice when they see it.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Idk man the draft is like, far away.

Not to mention, peanuts are cheap as hell in a grocery store so stadiums sell them for $10/bag.

Even considering adding Shaq to this list is a pepperjack spicy hot take. Shaq usually murdered at least one center a night, like so:

You must be thinking of someone else:

You have 17 years to craft a public statement and that’s what you come up with?