I’m not the only one who thought it was ‘Pussy Cal’ in all those Worthington commercials, right?

My friends had their wedding reception at a warehouse he owned in downtown LA, and he showed up drunk halfway through and tried to force his way in to the party. When he was asked to leave, he threatened to kick everybody out and then mumbled some homophobic slurs about the grooms. He’s a peach.

+2.1 million

No... but he did try to oversee an $80M fraud enterprise, and when that blew up he fled to Israel.

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You shouldn’t believe everything that you read, that’s how you wind up with a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

The OCR comment section (hell, the whole Register) is a cesspool of white tears.

Holy shit! He’s dead?!

Seattle hockey fans have proved they’re ready for the NHL, and will welcome any team vociferously.

It was easy to tell who the Korn Boice were in high school because they usually wore Jncos and smoked weed at lunch behind the bleachers.

Brings me back to my dorm days

That was the go-to move at my favorite bar in college when there was a line for the men’s room.

Dan’s from Philly. I’m going to go ahead and guess he’s been to the Vet, which means he’s almost definitely peed in a sink before.

It saves water too!

I’d just step on his feet. That’s what the old scouting reports say to do.

a single tear shed for Dalton here. PAIN DONT HURT.

Happy Bday to you

The impossibly cool Celine Lee “Sayonara Sucker” feat. Dale Watson

My dad is the crazy one in our family. Turkey, Ham and Chicken and Noodles. He always complains about making 3 main dishes, but he does it every single year. And I’m not complaining.