Jazz Odyssey by Spinal Tap (it was the bass player’s idea)

Not a fan of either team, but that was one of the greatest series I’ve ever seen. Just sensational, exciting, tension-filled, brilliant hockey. And as a Canadian, I have watched a metric fuck-tonne of hockey.

As a Dodger fan, this series has taken over my life, but it’s hard to say I’m fully “enjoying” it just because the rollercoaster is too fucking much. It’d be one thing if one team was blowing out the other in 5 games, but every game stuffing a “Game of Thrones”-season’s worth of excitement and sorrow into four hours…

Personally I’d try and see if I couldn’t swap out Ricky for Robert. I dunno, something about that lazy eye. . . .

Well played . . . unlike the vast majority of MLS matches.

I disagree.

These morons wouldn’t have hired Mike Babcock because he doesn’t speak french.

“had a feeling they were going to be spicy”? You do know you can measure how high you may get with a bit of math right? Lol

Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

Nope, still $80. My ranger friends at Rocky mountain are saying that it will be posted directly below the new fee so that people will be encouraged to spend an extra $10 and visit parks in their home states, instead of just the biggest ones.

I should add that the pass is not just for seniors. Anyone can get one:

This pass rules. I get it every year.

Other articles say no, those prices will not go up.

No, that’s just an example of the charges. I believe all national parks have entry fees.

Are you saying you’re one of lesser nature boys? You don’t even woo. Submit someone in a figure 5 leg lock and I might agree with you.

Corkscrew elbow. Black Bart’s Cadillac. Baby Doll. Moon River.

This sounds like a bunch of Istanbul shit to me.

I’m guessing you won’t be burning in any amplifiers today then...

I like to think that having reached this station in life, and possessing my dignified bearing, I could convince a pimply 17 year old sandwich artist to hand over the damn bathroom key before I kick the door down, and we’d figure out the modalities once I was done and had let out a gigantic “Phew!”