Cycle is powerful, indeed- their influencers influenced you to write this article, without your even knowing it.

Not a “bean.” Didn’t hit him on the head. You even state so in the article.

Do the eye gouge you turkeynecks!

This tribute is not complete without the great parking lot brawl between Lawler and Eddie Gilbert. Lance’s “I’ve got a little surprise for you” is gold.

Like a lot of folks, I imagine, my favorite Lance memory comes from the Lawler/Funk Empty Arena match when he’s wondering if it’s even going to take place. He casually lights up a smoke while going over a contingency plan with his cameraman. Just a little bit of realism to set the scene for a stipulation that had to…

“Brain, look. It’s the best ever- Lance is here!”

This team is so sketchy that they’ll probably incur two losses to Trinidad & Tobago.

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El Pollo Campero offers both the grilled and fried.

Memphis brawls are the best. Here’s one with Morton/Gilbert vs Onita/Masa Fuchi with Lance on the call in 1981

Yep, Lance and Gordon. They made the shows.

“MUSTARD EVERYWHERE!”

Gordon Solie was great. Even though the gist of his commentary was:

The ARROGANCE some people have, right?

Who would have known Ron Rivera was a WWF wrestler...

idk probably for the same reason they call car chases in movies “car chases” instead of “scripted car movements designed to look like a chase”????

Wow that was terrible- why did I watch the whole thing?

Holy shit I would be dead if there was a case of beer for 5 bucks anywhere near me.

“No, it’s not born in the Rockies, but it’s brewed with rocks!”