No Peter Forsberg? Must be a Molson-swilling low-down dirty CANUCK!

I remember the rumors of Elvis Stojko kicking the shit out of Eric Lindros (another Olympian).

They should have done half Replacements extravaganza (with a Bob Stinson hologram) along with a half Husker Du celebration featuring a robotic Grant Hart.

You do know that all the hoors flock to the Superbowl like the Swallows of Capistrano, right?

It will still always be called La Migra to me.

I liked how Piper said “FUCK THE CART” and walked/ran all the way own to the ring.

It makes me want to drink a PBR even if it gives me the worst hangover ever.

You didn’t think Scatman Crothers was named after a person with the propensity to shit everywhere, did you?

Not a Budweiser ad, but this is the GREATEST beer ad in the history of the universe.

The Latin conjugation here makes my butthole pucker. It’s out of sequence!!
rado radere rasi rasus/a/um

My issue is that if I am a lazy, Phil Kessel-type person and I’m too lazy to go out and get good wings. But I use any of the food ordering apps, I get Tong Po’d with delivery fees. And then there are the days when I’m too lazy to cook dinner, and my daughter suggests pizza. So I order Dominos because she has the…

Domino’s wings always sound like a good idea when I’m ordering them, but once I get them, look at them and then eat them, I feel like a shit person. Then I actually turn into a shit person and spend about an hour on the toilet.

That sounds like Dustin Penner’s post hockey career, but you’d have to throw in “amateur reluctant repo man” as well.

Twin Towers? These two gentlemen disagree, one from the afterlife.

I have no reason to vistit Atlanta since Abdullah the Butcher’s House of Ribs and Chinese Food closed.

I defer to player/coach Reggie Dunlop:

Best baseball logo of all time, but the Whale still prevails.

If you don’t want to draw heat, stay outta the goddamned kitchen. <insert Ric Flair “handshake” gif>

Our healthcare system is fine, excellent even. Lots of advancements being made every single day in keeping us healthy.

Once upon a time, I had a really shitty day at work, and decided to get extremely stoned when I got home. Later that night, a lady friend who I had been seeing for a bit called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out. I met her at a local restaurant/dive that has an Elvis theme. I just remember getting there and…