The Nasonex Bee is Antonio Banderas!

My sweet Dornish Nasonex (sorry, he sounds like the Nasonex bee to me, which does not inhibit the sexy) prince! He and Tyrion KILLED it this episode. The whole scene where Oberyn visited Tyrion and told him that story about seeing him as a baby. Tears. Tears everywhere!

Hooray Madeline for finally mentioning the general awfulness of what appears to be most Westerosian childhoods! My roommate and I have been saying since before season 3 that someone needs to write "The Westeros Parenting Handbook", especially as these parenting methods seem to be becoming more and more prevalent…

For a minute during that scene with Sansa I was like, "Holy shit, this is getting rrreeeaaaallll incestuous" and then I remembered what show I was watching.

Is slavery OK

I am in love with him. I think he is my favorite character this season. He is just too cool.

Yeah, in the books it's more of a door than a hole, which seems rather more user-friendly.

You think they'd at least ring it with some red velvet ropes or caution tape.

I'm relieved at how fantastic Pedro Pascal is as Oberyn. There was a lot of angst in the fandom when his casting was announced because people had a specific idea of what Oberyn was supposed to look like. But instead of ruining his storyline, he's turned it into one of the best parts of the season. Badass.

The Moon Door has just always seemed to me, like, way more of an accident-waiting-to-happen than its worth. Like handguns.

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

Gonna be nit-picky, but Gregor doesn't kill slaves since Westeros doesn't have them.

Was it ever mentioned in the show if Oberyn is a warrior? All I remember is that he's a master of poisons. Either way, dis gon be good. I started cracking up and played that Sansa slap scene at least three times last night on hbogo too, that was amazing. Almost as amazing as the moon door shove. I kinda feel like Lord…

Pro: no rape this episode!

Which I find to be a pretty apt kind of parenting. At some point, even children want to be left alone.

She didn't say she was looking for reasons to not spend time with her, she said she was looking for reasons to not spend 24/7 with her, which is a bit different. When some women have a baby it's easy to let themselves get swept up into being 100% mom, 100% of the time, which I personally don't think is necessarily…

This is pretty despicable, especially because they've tried to connect her daughter's issues to her saying that she actually enjoyed working and having a life separate from being a mother. Shame on her that giving birth didn't magically turn her into a crazy person who chews her child's food, breastfeeds until age…

I wonder how many mayors had nannies for their kids. It's a very class conscious thing to call her out for working through her child's infancy when nurses and nannies were normal for the type of people who'd go on to be mayors of New York. Your child is being taken care of by a combo of parents and help either way,…

UGGGGHHHHH. what a piece of shit article.

This would be a good candidate for the "if headlines weren't sexist treatment":