Oh.

No mention of Halo 2, the video game responsible for revolutionizing the modern infrastructure of online multiplayer on consoles? :(

I’ve always felt a little disappointment by the lack of “big jumps” that graphics have taken recently, though perhaps this view is a little irrational and unrealistic. If I look at a video game that came out, say, ten years ago - sure, there’d be a marked improvement in terms of graphical fidelity, foliage, number of…

I love building model kits. I find it very therapeutic. It helps stave off the existential dread so I like to take my time.

Well, I mean... they look cute. Like, really cute. Especially that guy with the big glasses.

Well, this seems pretty cut and dry, folks. The whole situation kind of stinks, but it’s hard to feel sorry for the guy when he’s being this stupid in front of a massive audience. Otherwise, I think Toronto Esports did the right thing.

Looks different, looks new, looks fresh, looks good!

Nintendo: The Toy Company strikes again, this time with extra “No Export For You” regionalism added on top.

You know what’s funny? I have this image of Gearbox in my head where they’re the tortured video game company that used to be really great but then fell on hard times. You know, I give them like a sort of Obsidian view - they’re artists that are continually placed in situations where they make bad games but it’s a…

As much as I love the idea of Chance saying policy initiatives in iambic pentameter, the guy’s like, what, 23? Now, I’m not saying that a 23 year old couldn’t effectively govern (God knows I know teenagers more qualified for the presidency than the current incumbent) but, you know, you don’t ordinarily see 23 year old…

I’m so happy that Halo has a big competitive scene. It’s always been my favorite shooter and Halo 5 quite simply has the best gameplay in the series. So looking forward to this.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a fantastic video game, but let’s not pretend that it’s 10er. 9.5, sure. But a 10? No. It has technical shortcomings, some of which are enough to hamper gameplay. There is an area in this game - not saying where but it’s plot important and if you’ve played the game then you…

YES! RED GYRADOS! I’Ve been waiting for nearly a year for this!

Oh this reminds me, Luke! What does Kotaku think about the much, much more technological style of the new Zelda? It feels like they sorta tampered down on the high fantasy a bit and put in some strangely Final Fantasy-esque runic magic tech instead. I think it looks really cool and interesting, but some people I’ve…

If anyone wants to know: if you’re a Mass Effect fan, you’ll like Andromeda. Maybe it’ll be a bit disappointing and it looks kinda janky (though you get used to it), but it feels very much like the first Mass Effect game. In fact, it feels a heck of a whole lot like the Star Trek game that everyone’s dreamed of but…

The only thing I can think about is that one West Wing episode where Donna’s trying to get Josh and Leo to care about how the White House isn’t follow OSHA standards for carpal tunnel prevention. Then it turns out that the federal government is exempt from passing workplace-related safety regulations. Which is a fact!…

Let me just say this straight-up: EA Origin Access may be my favorite service ever. Of all time. It gives you access to so many games. I’m playing games that I never would have played in the past because of their cost! Mirror’s Edge: Catalyst? Playing it and loving it more than I would have if I paid for it in full!…

Looking “cool?” I don’t know, Luke. That fire guy looks pretty hot to me!

Apparently, the thing that transforms the most in this movie is its aspect ratio. I kind of want to vomit after watching that clip.

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