Someone make this. Paul Ryan in a tap out shirt, reince priebus in skinny jeans. Hurry please!

wtf filed to crotch lift?!? What else is in that file???

Guess we know what he did all summer, but I like that other kid more — vogue

Oh jen you better look out! I love how she sniffs the candle lid toward the end of the video, almost to calm herself. This is why Jesus gave us the internet

i wish this was my kid

i find there's a duality to people . for him maybe he was a great kisser but real shitty on human rights

I don't know how this applies, but you made me laugh, so thankyou

i know! He's a fuckin joke- and reminds me of the cross eyed major asshole from space balls

who the hell wants a woman to keep a baby she never wanted in the first place? I wish more women would discuss the children they regret having( which isn't an attack on their character, but the timing of their birth)

sometimes you guys are just so freaking weird lol

HERE!HERE!

i enjoyed your review. I like how Nicholas cage got fucked in the mouth to sleep in your picture

this is fucking smart idea!

TESTIFY!!

YEA! FUCK YEAH!! YESSSSSS ALRIGHT GO SCIENCE !! PPPPENIS!!! I WANT ONE!

who does this? "Kinda horny . . . guess I'll rape an immigrant". What kind of man can get/maintain an erection like this?

erin post the legislatures named that sponsored this bill. We neef to call their offices and bitch.

but is she pregnant? So who's stupid now . .

Holy crap good point

puke on their shoes in sheer panic/glee, then whisper "I believe in miracles"