This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

oh my god this is the greatest cosplay in history

Blue cheese tastes like how horse barns smell.

Horrible.

That is not fucking lasagna that is honest to god terrorism.

I just rewatched this video. I work from home and when I complete one assignment I take a small break and move on to the next. This drove my dog crazy. Where are all the new friends I could be playing with? Where is that squeaky toy? Poor guy.

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

WOOOO! PLUCKED OUT OF THE GRAYS!

Wait...what?! I mean, sometimes my breasts will tingle when let-down occurs, but that’s very far from what I’d call sexual satisfaction.

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that…

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I’m fucking red-head white and I have “anger issues” lets call Miley’s shit the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard rather than the whitest thing.

Now I’m going to have 230 kids just to spite you.

Ugh, this is yet another reason why I DON’T WANT A BIG SCREEN IN MY CAR.

I so wish I could sew. But you can’t teach an old dog a new stitch.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

For the scrooge mcduck-style pool out back, duh

TO THE OCTOPLEX!

The owners of this historic cemetery in Marin County spent millions restoring the place, including building hiking trails. The decedent is laid to rest with minimal processing and not embalmed. The family gets a GPS location for where the body rests, and a video compilation of their life is created that can be viewed…

Oh, no the red is next to the crunchy.