The fact that this man never became a Mohel is an absolute travesty.

New Yorkers. You delusionally believe that your city is the center of the universe, and yet you despise the poor saps who believe your bullshit and come to see what the fuck is so interesting in a concrete rat warren. If I’m going to play tourist (and I’m not) I’d rather visit Montreal, the food is better, the people…

Take them to school, dipshit.

I think I can help clarify some of their claims, yes.

oh man cant wait til xmas!

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.

A team of medical students were inside dissecting a corpse; spying the children, a student named John Hicks took the body’s arm and waved it out the window at the boy, telling them that it belonged to his deceased mother.

If someone says “identity system” instead of “business cards and stuff” I immediately triple my price.

Your profession makes you name ^3 times better.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

Why manufacturers STILL refuse to spend the extra $0.05 to make ALL the windows automatic up/down is beyond me

Skip Disney, go to Gatorland. My family still talks about how fun that place is, and we’ve all needed to get new pages sewn into our passports.

Musee D’Orsay is a short walk away. Incredibly beautiful and less insane. At least when I was there.

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck. So we have non-violent drug offenders serving 25 years in prison but child molesters, child rapists, and those who facilitate the abuse and sexual exploitation of children get a slap on the wrist and told to behave from now. Seriously! We cry about ISIS and ebola which kill so few Americans it’s…

Oh, piss off, Killer of Joy. You go to a refugee camp in a wedding dress and feed 4000 people, you’re gonna make the evening news.

I know a few Mormon families. Most of them are not more than 5 kids max, and believe it or not many Mormon women work,part time at the least. There is a lot of bulk buying at Costco, ride sharing, couponing up the wazoo and taking advantage of family day at museums and rec centers. In this they are no different than…

Can we send them bootstraps?