My mom calls large cats “three arm cats” (i.e. it takes three arms to hold them) but I think this would qualify as a “four arm cat”.

My cat derives great joy from sitting in an upstairs window enjoying the breeze, glaring at birds, and pissing off the neighbor’s dog. Kitties do just fine indoors :)

I don’t even like avocados and I know there’s lime juice in guacamole.

Hopefully I’m not too late to ask a question. I recently sold my condo and am renting on the cheap with a friend for a year or so while I save up/wait for prices to chill out here in San Diego. I now have no debt, and pay off my credit card every 2-4 weeks. According to LendingTree’s free tool my credit score is…

My aunt’s Plymouth Laser did this and was an absolute delight to wee Kern. Sadly, our ‘90 LeBaron (which became my first daily) did not.

I can’t even kill spiders that get into the house - I catch them and take them outside. I have no idea how killing something is such a happy event for people.

So sorry to hear about your parents. All the internet hugs and love for you!

This made me think of an independent fabric store in town - out front they’ve got rocking chairs and boxes of gun and military magazines. It’s pretty much the grown up version of how parents will drop their kids off in front of whatever TV is playing a movie at Costco and shop in peace.

I can’t say I hate the idea -…

The official Star Trek Instagram page shared the picture of the cake I made for my dad’s retirement party. The cake could have been better if I had more time but I still feel famous!

I am cracking up in my office cube.

Tell them thousands of American children could die from repealing the ACA and their reaction is: “cool, where’s my tax cut”

I don’t know what’s bothering me more - the pool drains that are for sure at the bottom of the pool or the possibility of alligators at the bottom of the pool.

That’s just a huge puddle of nope for me.

My alternative parenting acquantences are losing their sit but I’m all

This was how it played out for me too. My older brother (firstborn) terrorized his middle school so when I showed up all the teachers and administrators hated me and I was the freaking goodiest of two shoes that ever goodied. Most of the teachers came around but I think one counselor still arbitrarily hates me to…

Thanks for the sciencey explanation!

What depths of the internet did you have to go to to find this gif?

My eyes are wiggling

John Wayne has had air bridges for as long as I can remember (mid-80s). Also a super fun airport to fly out of.

Long Beach did this until recently (I believe) and it was super cool.

My cat would rip my arm off if I held her like this.