The thought of having my legs restricted like that in the presence of pool drains is giving me heart palpitations.

I have friends who think HP is of the devil but have no problem with the bad force “magic” that goes on in Star Wars. HP is better anyway.

I use reading HP aloud as a reward for my niece when she eats enough dinner!

Some strange man yelled at me for peacefully coming to a stop and waiting for him this morning because he was walking against traffic in the middle of my lane, and, you know, can’t pass because of oncoming traffic. What a funky day on the roads, but I’m certainly glad that you and your pup were not hurt. Go get your…

Agreed!

I just got $15,000 in coverage for like $8/month. It’s nuts how cheap it is after having paid homeowner’s insurance for 10 years.

Yes, planes are certified to fly on one engine (I believe it’s two engines for a four engined plane like a 747 or A380).

Thanks for the rec - I’ll check it out :) I’m planning to buy my next house in a year or so which means room for more kitties so delivery could come in handy...

A well placed f-bomb is sometimes a delightful cherry on top, in my opinion.

That’s what I interpreted it as too. There’s a certain way they pronounce their vowels that I can’t quite explain and the commentator does it.

Suddenly I feel not so strong after hand carrying 25lbs of kitty litter, a plastic kiddie pool, and an IKEA blue bag of everything else through Target the other day. Well done Heather.

The commentators were so entertaining too!

I once had an acquaintance who was a dyed redhead and she said the exact same thing (she’s gone back to strawberry blonde since having kids, I believe). But, it looked fantastic and fooled me (I am of the ginger) so I’d say it was money well spent.

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Worth a watch :)

Lol, I actually went to a Gatsby-themed bridal shower this month. I made a cake for it and everything too (I did not dress up because I am lazy).

One is opening in our local mall soon - they could give you milk crates to sit on and I’d still go.

My family had one of these growing up too - sadly all of the times it stranded us did not result in entertaining stories.

I once had to drive it an hour home with the alarm going off, but that wasn’t the van’s fault.

My first impression of the article too. It seems that all Lifehacker car seat articles feature pictures with some sort of glaring misuse.

You’re not wrong. There’s tons of Disney-obsessed Mormons and they’re totally annoying.

I derive a smug bit of amusement that they’re enthusiastically supporting such a greedy company.

They’d make excellent content for a lorem ipsum generator.