Gather your like-minded friends up and have a Hillarsgiving?

(I switched to Friendsgivings a few years ago and they are the BEST)

Totes - I’m just letting them wallow in their grays. I’d forgotten about the dismiss button!

Their cry of “I am not A because of B!” amuses me because isn’t that the structure of the racism minorities receive? “You are/are not A because you come from the land of B”?

I’d list off some examples but there’s trolls about.

Because those people are on a chain gang for insulting Dear Leader Trump!

I’ve only unfollowed people so far. I’ll check back in a month and see if their ideals are truly incompatible with mine and unfriend as necessary.

All of my FB friends have been using this as their defense for voting for Trump - “but he’s better than Shillary!” Fuck off you morons. When things go to shit I am calling out each and every one of them and reminding them that this is what they voted for.

There’s an alternate version of this quote that goes something like “See that mess over there? That’s when I dragged you.”

THAT quote is the one we’re living in. Dragged.

My block is currently dealing with nutcase city traffic planning wanting to expand the road without regard for property values or safety. So far we’ve been able to get the city council to reluctantly concede to our cries, but oh my gosh, if a private corporation owns the street we will have no leg to stand on because…

You’re due at the same time as one of my good friends - I just told her to order her pump. See, the internet does have good advice!

Let’s secede and take all of the awesome Mexican food with us.

I’m a white female so I can’t even begin to understand most of the fear for minorities that comes with this result, but I want to give everyone a hug right now. I’d post a kitten gif, but the word doesn’t have enough of them today.

Lucky ‘ol buggers!

I like this idea.

Oh, sweet! Go us!

Was that on our ballot? It wasn’t on mine (San Diego).

But I’m totes cool with euthanasia. My grandma would have used it.

Oh gosh I hope one of them grows up and turns this country around some day.

2016 took Bowie, Rickman, Prince, this country, and however many other awesome people/things away from us. 2016 can eff right off.

Turn it into a 2017 desk calendar...PLEASE.

Trump aside, can we talk about how badass of a cake artist this baker is? That cake is amazing.

We pop popcorn and enjoy the show? It’s kind of like those Russian dash cam videos: they’re awful but oddly entertaining at the same time.

Besides, he’ll just further prove that he’s a nut.