Gosh...2...3 years ago? The service was terrible and I couldn’t cope with paying $30-$40 for a steak that I had to go cook myself so I ordered something that came already cooked. I’m not great at grilling steak so it was too much to swallow for something I’d probably botch.

I’ve been there...and was so disappointed :/

We’re on the same train of thought. 19 people won’t fit in my house, I don’t want to clean it, I don’t want to police where people park, but I love to cook. This sounds great for me, but I don’t even think that I have 19 friends.

I’m going to a sand sculpting competition. Hell yeah!

Its snout is the wrong shape for a poodle and poodle tails typically don’t curve like that (my last poodle’s curved, but Bey wouldn’t have a low quality poodle like I did, haha). Imma say your guess is better than mine (which is “idk”).

Same reason my standard poodle is nekkid all summer - too damn hot for fancy cuts.

I was gonna say - I flew as a UM when I was 13 and that neck pouch lanyard thing made me feel like such a dork. I haaaaated it but they wouldn’t let me take it off. The staff were all really nice to me though.

Lol, I took band in middle school and we had to turn in a parent-signed practice record every week. Only like one of the signatures I turned in in three years was real. Never got caught.

They are trying to prove that you are their slave when it’s time to leave again and you have to figure out if the shoes are in the house or in the car.

My 8th grade math teach was a dickhead and it made me so happy to see him at a gas station later on in life, being a complete idiot and overfilling his tank.

Oh, I wish it could be so. My company is small, so is our building, and we’re expressly forbidden from eating anything “beyond snacks” on the business side of the office. i.e. no lunching at desks or in the conference room. The other half of the building, i.e. the play room, is where we have to lunch.

I may start using…

I believe in life elsewhere in space because why not and I want Captain Picard to be real.

The mental image of rattling the sanitary box and TP holder to create a distraction has had me chuckling for half a minute now.

My office has two private ladies’ rooms and employs three women. It is work poop nirvana, I tell you.

Can we extend this to reading books too? I’ll be sitting in the office break room at lunch reading and then coworkers walk by and get pissed that *I* didn’t say hello. Headphones/books/any day that ends in Y = LEAVE ME ALONE.

We recently threw a freezer meal shower for a friend because we wanted to do SOMETHING (as you say). This was baby #2 for her and they opted to be surprised on gender for both kids (first was a boy). So, she already had the gear and mountains of gender-neutral baby stuff. But, everyone was suspecting girl so plenty of…

Can someone give me direction on how to find a decent massage therapist/masseuse to fix my back? I have horrific, solid knots running from my right shoulder down to my kidneys*. If I sleep just a little bit wrong (or not enough) I get really nasty tension headaches and I’m just tired of hurting. A friend will try to…

September is a relief from the crap that is August, and also is a three paycheck month for me! Woo!

I am having kind of a crappy few days because people are refusing to answer urgent emails about their cake orders (like, what damn flavor do you want your wedding cake that has to be baked in the next few days?) So the only thing I have to brag about is hauling two very full blue IKEA bags of groceries and more from…

You also can’t wipe yourself for like six weeks. You have to use a little squeezy bottle and it takes forever.

32 here and watching close friends incubate and birth humans has turned me off to the idea too.