My uncle has Williams Syndrome. If she were to describe him as a “standard retard” within earshot of me all hell would break loose.

He is from my city; I drive by his HQ all the time. I usually want to throw something at it in grumpiness.

All the decor in my house has a “story” and it’s super fun but I still don’t like to have people over.

Thanks for this - I’ve had a mental note to find veterinary care charities to donate to.

Yes. There’s some brands that I won’t buy because they’re crap.

Mint chip FTMFW.

I personally find articles about the daily lives of people who don’t have the same daily life as me interesting.

While I don’t think assisted suicide would be right for me, I am also darn well happy that CA allows people to have a peaceful death when their suffering cannot be cured. The right or wrong of it is between that person and whatever diety (or not) they believe in.

My grandma had ALS and moved out here to CA after being…

Agreed. I’d roll my eyes about a crying baby who wasn’t being tended to but darnit, if I come across a nursing mom (gasp! Nipples!) imma go somewhere else to give her some privacy.

I carried my friend’s sleeping 17 month old through the store yesterday and NOT ONE PERSON said a thing about him. It was great! I guess once they hit a year people stop shoving their nose into your business?

I was gonna say...we taught the dogs the command “clean” and they are delighted to oblige. Stray food is no problem.

The pizza bones are sacred and delicious.

It’s only a couple grand shy of my annual income. With that income I own a reasonable car, a little condo, have food in my belly, and no debt except my mortgage. I can’t wrap my brain around blowing my entire year’s spending in one month on JUST a place to stay.

Rich people.

The beach she did the faceplant on is near to where I live and is kind of a hot mess, so I guess it all fits.

The docents at the Getty will wreck you if you even so much as think about bringing in a water bottle or pulling out your camera in certain exhibits. My step mom got yelled at for having water but mine was hidden in my bag.

I got a good chuckle out of it but she felt pretty bad. I would have probably cried if it was me…

I made a damn pretty wedding cake. I love this simple texture + flowers trend (mostly because it’s easy).

My mom ended up with green granite in her kitchen (landlady picked it out) and while it doesn’t look fantastic, the pattern is random and really freaking cool. There’s a huge blob on the island that looks like a legit t-rex skull. And a unicorn by the stove.

That’s my only opinion about green granite.

Are any other graphic designers twitching because “Flint” and “Water” should be on the same line on that podium sign?

I haven’t. I just ask friends if I need a ride. I call it a fuber.

Same. My grandma had ALS and I talked so much shit on people only caring about the disease because it was fashionable.