Yes! My family is from it. I only speak enough Spanish to be offensive though.

I saw The Secret Life of Pets recently and a mom a few rows back politely and parent-ly told her kid that he was to STFU during the movie (not those words, of course, but the message was clear). Not a peep from him! Kudos to that mom.

It would do everyone well to visit an animal sanctuary and see what ends up of these beautiful creatures once they’re discarded.

I was a bank teller in college, and yes, you’re just trained to comply with whatever the robber asks for (but of course pull the alarm and try to get the bait pack out). The bank doesn’t want to pay for your funeral, I guess.

Seconded. I’m 5'-2" and can’t see shit at concerts these days.

Damn right it was a good show. I’ve gotten so many friends hooked on it via Netflix.

I loved the dungeonmaster. Especially because he turned into Dr. Krieger.

Oooh yes, but I can’t subscribe to her on YouTube because I don’t want other people to know if they’re on my YouTube.

I met Alton Brown back in 2004 when he wasn’t the uber foodie star that he is now - he came to our little county fair to do a short show and sign stuff. We got some books signed and he was super nice, friendly, and didn’t make us feel rushed at all!

Now I want pho but it’s hotter than the surface of the sun outside :/

That is exactly what I thought. For $5k I could do something way more interesting than marinate in my own sweat with the rest of humanity.

< jaded childless 30-something

The shoes almost give me the impression that her pants had some sort of accident and she’s sneaking her way out to the emergency stash of clothes in her car.

My friend’s five year old’s ambition is to get me and her grandparents to buy her as much princess shit as possible. I, fortunately, am not a pushover like grandma is.

Molly was my fav.

I hope it’s a fresh, crispy $100 because money is just absolutely filthy stuff.

Same, same, same, and same. I’ve had artwork directly stolen from my Etsy listings and resold and I’ll tell you, it’s the worst gut punch ever.

I just shake off like a dog. With emphasis put into shaking my right leg for an extra second.

Safety aside, water hurts when you wipe out and I’ve found that life jackets pad that pain.

Chappy church kitchen background, but here you go :)

For the first time in my life* a guy is showing interest in me and I must say, it’s kind of nice :)

I really want to get a bunch of friends together to play volleyball with it. But none of my friends would ever chip in to get the dumb thing in the first place.