Oh my gosh yes, I was 5 years old and some damn creepy old couple kept touching my hair at an amusement park and my mom was just like “it’s cute isn’t it?” and I was screaming inside. Once I learned how to tell people off things got better for me.

Correct. And every white hair that shows up on my ginger head marks my descent into insanity.

As much as I want nothing to do with cowboy hat midwest-type stuff the young Canadian guy is kinda cute.

This Vine account is also responsible for all the chuckling going on in my office right now.

Well, of course, but at least I’m in my seat and not being disruptive.

“Work”

Right there with you. I let my last dog go too long and she didn’t have nearly as much going on as this dog.

I have the same problem - I often give stuff away for free “if you can get it down the stairs without me having to help.”

I love it when the little old grannies jump out of planes. They’re badasses.

On a related note (I’ve mentioned this before), because I got hurt in a stupid way on my 30th birthday (dislocated a toe eating it on a muddy hike) I’ve decided to theme my 30s birthdays. I have to do something slightly dangerous and very…

Well I’ve shat my pants now

It was NASCAR! Effin NASCAR!

The biggest buzzkill of my younger years was trotting down the stairs excited to binge on Eggos and morning cartoons only to find a sticky note with “taping” stuck to the TV screen. My dad was the worst.

I ate cereal for lunch and my current binge is Futurama and oh gosh I’m your demographic...

Ah, that’s what it was!

IIRC Methotrexate has some nasty interactions with alcohol as well.

I’m a graphic designer and also make cakes (including wedding cakes) on the side and just about every single wedding project client is stressed and miserable by the time they’re working with me. Even among my friends (who often have tons of help) it just doesn’t look like fun.

If I ever get married I’ve decided…

If he sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with the same passion as Empty Chairs at Empty Tables that kid is going to have an awesome childhood.

Same. The last show I went to my 6' friend kept having to trade spots with me as the people in front of us moved around.

They’d be stuck to the wall like those old school spinny spaceship carnival rides, lol.

As a 5'-2" person who loves floor tickets please stand in front of me so I have a hope of being able to see :) Your stance on cameras is welcome.

I’m dying to do this with corkboards in my hallway.